when I was a kid, girls trousers used to be zipped at the side. My brother sincerely believed thats where we kept our 'bits'!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily
- My brother used to tell me that the squidgy bits in mushroom soup were owl guts!— Kirsten
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma
- i used to beileve that if you bruzed your bits they would die so i was always carefull when i was little— beth-star
- Like most kids growing up, I believed there was an upside-down word on the other side of the mirror.— Taylor (14)
- I used to think that you could get arrested for having a packet of Rizla's that had bits torn off the top...— Patch