I Used to believe that boobs made milk if a woman was a cow. So i listened to my dad and what and who he called a cow.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne
- I used to believe that cow udders were hollow bags full of milk.Yet I knew that human boobs were solidAnon
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- Met a man who thought every woman could give milk, whenever, wherever.— Missed that bullet
- I used to believe in my little analyitical, logical, mind that because Mothers made milk Fathers made water!— noah
- I used to think that swing music was called that because you listened to it when playing on the swing set.Anon