I had no contact with males until I went to school. I was very confused as to why I stood to urinate and sat to defecate, when women sat for both.
Not until I went to school did I know that I wasn't the only boy in the world to sit on the toilet.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt