I was convinced that God was married to Mother Nature until I went through Confirmation in the eigth grade.
My pastor thought it was funny and told the whole congragation about it the next Sunday.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- I used to believe that God and Mother Nature were married.Anon
- i used to think that mother nature was a real person— stephen s
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah