when i woke up on my birthdays when i was younger, i threw off my bedsheets in the morning and looked at my legs expecting to see that they had grown.
A childhood belief about birthdays

others believed things like this
- I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.Anon
- I used to believe that grown-ups were born "grown up" and that I would stay a little kid forever.— Still A Kid
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- I thought grown ups were born grown ups.— mea
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon