When I was probably 10, I heard the word blowjob in a movie and I thought it was something a girl did to a guy that involved blowing all over his body. It really confused me for a while and it wasn't till a few years later that I learned the real meaning.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- That "guerilla warfare" involved real Gorillas.— Geoffrey