A little girl down the road told me that kale (a green leafy vegetable, kind of like spinach) was really cow butt. I wouldn't eat it forever.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne
- I used to believe green houses were made of icicles, because that is what they looked like from the road. Anon
- i used to think that the road sign "dangerous" was actually "dang-er-roos" a kind of bouncy marsupial— owen cash
- I used to think that if I ate spinach I would have a lot of strength (Popeye)— Fernando
- I used to think that if you ate spinach that eventually, you would be as big as popeye the sailor man.— Corrine
- I believed Popeye when he said spinach made him strong. Yuk Yuk Yuk— johnboy