When I was a pre-school girl, the first time I remember hearing the word "constipation" was in hearing my aunt talk of being constipated when she was pregnant with my cousin and how pregnancy can cause that. I asked somebody what "constipated" meant and got it explained to me, only thing was no one told me that pregnancy wasn't the only possible cause of constipation. So Some time later, the first time I ever noticed that I'd missed a few days having a bowel movement, my mother was horror-stricken when I went to her and told her that I thought I must be pregnant.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was 6 I used to believe my parents were watching me at school on TV. It explained a lot at the time!— opinionata
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to meAnon
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- i used to think before clocks were invented, there was no such thing as time— nathan t