When I was a kid, I was taught that pooping was naughty. So whenever I was taken to the doctor and thay'd take my temperature with a thermometer in my rectum, I thought they were trying to plug up the hole to stop me from pooping!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.— Linda
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- My dad use to tell me that if I swallowed gum it would plug up my bum hole and eventually I would explode,— Carrie
- If you left a plug socket on with no plug in all the power would run outAnon