Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall (we don't need no education). The lyric " no dark sarcasm in the classroom" At age 11 I thought they were singing " no Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the line in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was "No dogs allowed in the classroom."— Gretchen
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon
- I was sure my stuffed dog "Floyd" could talk, but he chose not to.
— Cyn