when i was around 8, i'd only seen the penis of one of my friends. i'm circumcised, and he's not. my dads looked like mine, so i thought that the difference in appearance was a family trait, and that everyones penis looked similarily different in their family.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob