My son is 9. I was driving in my car with a friend and my son. I asked her to hand my eye glasses. She didn't hear me so I asked her to hand me my Spectacles. My son says to me "Mom you don't have those". I said yes I do they are in the glove box. He says "No only boys have those" It took my friend a minute and I to realize he meant Testicles. LOL.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- A hand job was a type of hand massage— Kaitlyn
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John