when I was about 6,I walked in my parents bedroom.Dad was sleeping and his Penis was hanging out the fly of his boxer shorts.I had never seen one before and ran out of the room screaming to my Mom that there was a snake on Dad's shorts.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that babies were born wearing clothes - a red top and denim shorts. Anon
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- My parents said that gnomes tied knots in my hair while I was sleeping. I had insomnia for years.— Daria
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat