I had a friend who sang a song that included the line 'stick your willy in a condom'. I knew about willies, but not condoms, so when I got home I looked it up in the dictionary, and somehow read the definition for 'condor' (I assume), so for years I thought that's what men had to do. Like, every day.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I thought “Orgy” was slang for orgasm until I looked up the definitionAnon
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- My friend used to think hit me with your rythm stick was hit me with your fiddle stick!! lolAnon
- I used to believe condoms looked like bandaids.— Kelly
- when i was a youngen i used to believe that condoms looked like pants!!— joey
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child