In the song 'Back to Life' by Soul to Soul I thought it was "I dont wanna be a woman, I wanna be an earwig" When in fact the lyrics where "However do you want me, however do you need me" I was only about 7!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- i thought that you had like a box or something inside you to hold your soul for the longest time— jill
- I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul. — Aretia
- I thought that Hey Soul Sister was by OneRepublic and released in November 2015Anon
- When i was little i thought that the soul was a physical part of your body that looked like shell pastaAnon
- i used to believe that if you slept with cats that they would eat your soul and you would die!!Anon