When i was about 5 years old , my mum and dad bought me my first dog.
We had to take her to the vet to get her injections and the vet reffered to my female dog as a bitch. i asked my mum why the vet called her a bitch and my mum said its a name for girl dogs. I then began to wonder what a boy dog was called. then it came to me a bastard trust me when i told my mum my thoughts she werent to happy!!
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - I used to believe all dogs were male and all cats were female. I still call dogs "boy" and cats "girl." — Kelly F.
- My dad told me that Dalmation dogs were called 'Damnations', I really thought they were until I was about 9.— bunny
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I used to think Alsatian dogs were called 'Old Stations'.— Jen
- i used to think that alsation dogs were called 'alanbunseries'....until i was about 20. They're not are they?— coirle morgan