when i was a lil'un i asked my sis where she got her boobs she goes she bought em and when eva we went shoppin i always used 2 look 4 a shop dat sold boobies , one day we walked past a sex shop! and i said to my mum . " Mum i think im old enough to have boobies now can we go in there and get some?" Well let me just say my mum was a bit shocked!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that there was a shop in switzerland that sold bags of bogeys with sugar for eating— laura
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- i used to believe that women wore bras because their periods happened in their boobies.Anon
- i used to believe that if you ate loads and loads of crust from bread it would make you have BIG boobies.— Israel Bliss
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia