Until I was about 12 I thought that a "blow job" was when a woman blew a raspberry on a man's penis. You know, a raspberry where you put you mouth on someone and make a weird farting noise.
I also thought "getting laid" meant that two people layed next to each other on a bed.
...So that's why people looked at me weird when I said I'd been laid...
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - On this site when people sign "Anon" I thought Anon was one person who believed in a lot of weird things...— Slow to catch on.