when i was about 6 i used to think there was an army of poops inside me, and that the leader would be telling them to jump out my behind.. even as a very logic-driven kid, i never wondered why they never ran out.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- When I was younger, I used to think that people with different colored skin had different color poops.— Samuel
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird