when i was in second grade my mom had already given me "the talk" because i wanted to be a doctor and i got an anatomy book. well i had a crush on a boy, and in school i would sit next to him and make the hem of my shorts open a little to let him "fertilize" me. what was i THINKING? O.o
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that babies were born wearing clothes - a red top and denim shorts. Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- When I first saw a picture of the human anatomy, I thought the brain was really snot.Anon
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe
- When I was a child, I used to think that one day my brother and I would be in the same grade at school.— Alexis Yahir López
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack