I always assumed that the first line of you're the one that I want from Grease was "I've got shoes, they're multiplying..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that "elbow grease" was a type of lubricant until about 2 years ago. I'm 19.— Erika
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- I used to think that it was against the law to drive a car without shoes on. It isn't— Pamela
- Red shoes make you run faster. — Ann B.
- i use to beleive that horseraddish came from horses shoesAnon
- I used to believe that if you did not keep your shoes tied, that the police would arrest you.— Kelly