Once when I was about 12 I was on the phone with a boy from school. He was having a sleep over and was making fun of one of the other boys for having a "hard-on" I thought he said Heart on so I asked what he ment, he then repeted the kids name and said he had a "hard-on" I agian heard Heart-on so I thought that ment he cut a heart out of paper and stuck it over his male parts.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- I thought that heart attacks were actually "hard attacks". Anon
- I used to think that if you eat pig heart, you could grow another heart and be twice as healthier. Anon
- I use to think i heart attack was when you got stuck in an elevator. I have no idea how i came to believe thisAnon
- I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.— Lara