I had recently learned sex education. A few days later that week I saw a sandwich at a local diner. I asked what the sandwich was because it lookes interesting. It was an egg and sprout sandwich. I thought it was an egg and sperm sandwich! i refused to eat there for a week.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think mayo was sandwich glue and u had to have it to keep it togetherAnon
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- I always thought that after 1999 it would be 1990 again, but with different months and days of the week
— optional - I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah