I had injured my knee badly when I was little. When it was open and bleeding, I noticed what I now know was probably a ligament and some other ooky stuff in there.
In front of the whole family when I was about 9 or so, I was recreating what the wound looked like and I said, "It looked like I had testicles in there." I meant to say "tentacles" b/c of all the weird freaky stuff. Well, the whole family just roared and I sat there saying, "what? what? what?!"
How silly.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to confuse tentacles and testicles when I was younger. It was funny— Chelsea
- I used to believe when I was a child that when I was injured, the wound would never be repaired or cured.— solid
- That the white stuff coming out of aeroplanes meant that someone on the plane had just got married.Anon
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon