I was watching TV and I saw this lady stumbling around. I asked my mom what was wrong and she told me that the lady was drunk. I avoided drinking water for years after.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie