when i was really young i was on the potty in the hallway and my mum was standing waiting for me. she said 'hurry up, there's a terrific draught coming down the stairs.' But i thought she said 'giraffe' and i jumped up and ran away as fast as i could!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think you could die if you jumped half way down the stairs. Anon
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- i once thought that if you jumped high enough in the air, you'd get stuck!Anon
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon