when i was quite little i asked my incredibly gentile mother what 'kosher' meant. ever the smart alec, she answered, "it manes it has garlic in it". she never knew that i held that as gospel for a good 7 years.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I use to think that garlic was green in garlic butter until I found out that is was chopped parsley :)— Kellie
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- when asked what i would like to be when i grew up, as a girl of about 5, i answered "a horsey".Anon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- i used to believe that smart people were smart because they drank a lot of teaAnon
- I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good. — Aretia