When my little cousin was two, she was the cutest, most innocent-looking child you had ever seen. She was tiny, with blonde hair and blue eyes and a sweet little voice.
Anyway, our aunt was getting married and this old woman came up to my cousin before the wedding, saying "oh, how cute you are, what's your name, sweetie?"
My cousin replied, in her angelic little voice, "f***ie you, bitch." Not so sweet anymore!
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- i get bit by so many moskitos because i'm a sweet child with sugar in my vains.— Ella
- When I was a kid I though facial hair on a man is what gave them the deep voice — Adrian Z.
- I was born brunette with brown eyes and dark hair, i thought people with blue eyes, had water in them.Anon
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon