One day when I was nine I really annoyed my mother. She told me then that she did not know how my teacher could stand being around thirty third-graders all day; if she were a teacher there would have to be a keg in the teacher's lounge. I got curious and asked my teacher the next day if there really WAS a keg in the teacher's lounge. The next parent-teacher conference was not pleasant.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell