When i was little i believed that when u were giving birth, they would cut your stomach open and the baby would come out. Then they would glue you back together
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - I used to believe that if I slept with my mouth open that spiders would crawl in there and live in my stomachAnon