I told my older sister that there was a devil man named Billy buttcrack that lived oustide my window and she freaked out. and till this day if i say billy buttcrack she gets mad because it still scares her
A childhood belief about monsters
others believed things like this
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I used to think that Sylvester Stallone and Billy Joel were the same person.Anon
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - In old west lore, Billy the Kid was called 'buck toothed'. I thought this was because he sucked his thumb. — Monty
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman