When I was in 7th grade I remember reading something or other on organisms with our Life Science, and this Special Ed. girl had just moved into it, and right in the middle of a paragraph she said, 'Most orgasms can move." boy...Mrs.Collins looked suprised at that one!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- I used to think that when you moved, you SWITCHED houses with the person who moved out.— Sheippe
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies