I used to believe that every penis had a name. I always called mine Edward. For some reason I thought that if you were a boy, your mother would choose a name for you and your penis (dunno whaer I got that from) So when i was little and I heard the name Edward, I thought people were talking about my penis!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- i used to believe that edward scissorhands lived in our family friend's attic.Anon
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon