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A childhood belief about condoms

I was watching a movie when I was little (5 or 6), with my dad, and a female character took off her coat, and underneath it was a purple bra and underwear. The male character looked at her and said something about a condom. When I asked my daad about this, he said it was something that men slip on thier "hotdogs" that looked like a rubber. Until I was 12, I thought a rubber looked something like an inflated rubber float that you wear to the pool when you can't swim. How could that fit on a hotdog without being crushed, and why would a woman want a hotdog, and a thick piece on rubber in her anyways? I imagined the man and woman all ready to have sex, and the man would put a rubber,clear kiddie pool float on a hotdog, and pump the woman with it... man I was stupid

— Loren- from sub condements

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