when i was 5 i found a condom under my dads bed and i thought it was a special plaster for a boy penis but i fluushed it down the toilet
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon