when i was little i used to think that getting on your nerves was standing on something called a nerve and when someone told me i was getting on their nerves i would say " no im not im off".
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- That is was a "standing obation" not "ovation"— Robin
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon