When I was a little kid I believed that if I ate enough chicken wings I would be able to fly! Mom was just happy I was eating the wings instead of the "better" pieces.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you ate enough chicken wings, you'd sprout wings and be able to fly.Anon
- I thought buffalo wings were wings from a buffalo, for years I looked for their wingsAnon
- I always thought buffalo wings were chopped up pieces of buffalo.— Jkatcha
- i used 2 think ostriches didnt have wings— venti
- Until I was about 6, I used to believe that flys were raisins with wings.Anon
- i used to believe if a cat ate a bird the cat would eventually GROW WINGS!— nightmare