when i was 5 i was watching my mum breastfeed my little sister, i was amazed by it. i asked her what flavuor it was, she replied its just plain then i asked but if you eat choclate will it turn to chocolate milk, my mum said yes so i went around telling everyone i knew that baby has chocolate milk from mummys boobie!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel