We used to go out to eat a lot when I was younger. When we were finished with our meal and the server brought the check, my parents would start searching for their wallets. When they couldn't find them they would tell us we would have to do dishes in the restaurant's kitchen to "pay" for the meal that way. I remember we got so scared that we would have to do everyone else's yucky dishes! But every time, they "miraculously" found their money just in time. WHEW! I think I was well into my teens before I knew they were joking with us. And now that I'm a server, I love to play this little game with some of the kids at my tables.
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I believed that times tables in maths were kids sitting at tables staring at clocks!Anon
- I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- When I was young I used to believe that when it is raining God is crying or washing dishes.Anon
- I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.Anon
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- When I was a child, I used to believe that adding sugar would lower the over-salty taste of a meal.— Francois