I thought that when they held a funeral, the vicar used to say, 'In the name of the father, the son, and in the hole he goes' instead of Holy Ghost! Oh dear!
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny
- I loved watching the cartoon Casper the Friendly Ghost and wondered why the Holy Ghost never got his own show.— Robert
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee