When I was 5 my grandma and I drove past a restraunt and their sign said "Half price cocktails". I asked my grandma what a cock was and she said a rooster. And I had a fit because I thought they were eating cock's tails.
A childhood belief about drinks
others believed things like this
- I once asked my mom if my grandma got wrinkles on her wrinkels when she bathed. Go figure....— Kitty
- I was afraid of my grandma because i thought she had germs because she was german!Anon
- i, too, thought my grandma made up the bushel and a peck song. :)— nessa
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- I used to think my grandma was THE Mary Poppins.Anon