I used to be scared to death of thunder and lightening, I flat refused to go to bed if it was storming outside, so one day my dad told me not to be afraid of it because it was just mother nature burping and farting in the shower. I actually still think there is truth to that, lol
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My sister told me that jellyfish came out of the shower and sting you to death.— Nick (Alex's brother)
- I used to believe that if you bled to death, you'd get flat!— Lisa G
- I used to believe that if you bled to death your body would be flat.— -G
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.— Martijn
- I used to believe that God and Mother Nature were married.Anon