I used to think that because my dad stood up to pee, I could too. So one day I stood in front of the toilet, peed, and got all upset when it just dribbled everywhere. When my mom found out and, after she got done laughing, asked why I did that, I told her "Daddy stands up to pee, why can't I?" Needless to say, I learned about the differences between guys and girls at a VERY young age.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- If you stood in front of the fire for too long your spine would melt!— Helen, Cumbria
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- i used to believe A.D. stood for "after dinosaurs".— Jennifer
- i used to think that shtml stood for
"sh*tmail".— anonymous - I used to believe that whenever I got an F on a test it stood for fantastic. — megan