When I was about 5, we were in church and the priest was talking about the "lamb of God" I recall laughing that God had a lamb...during the mass, I then realized I had a double-jointed thumb....I was terrified to tell anyone about my distorted thumb, thinking it was God punishing me, for laughing at the lamb.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- My Dad had me believe - for YEARS - that Lamb meat was man made.— Anthony
- when i was little, my mom told me if you ate to much salt, you'd wake up turned into a lamb. — Kristina
- When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.— jen
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- My friend told me that if you sucked your thumb, your skin would get all mushy and your thumb would fall off.— Lauren
- I used to believe that your thumb would come off if you sucked your thumb too much— Anonymous