I always thought that a strip mall was a mall you had to strip to get into. For some reason my mom couldn't ever get me to go to one......
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- I used to believe that The Mall Of America was in Canada. — Adam
- I used to believe that mall directories were magic because they always knew where you were.— eric
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(: