When I was six, my grandpa was reading the tv guide, telling me what shows would be on later. I couldn't figure out for the life of me how people knew AHEAD of time what was going to be on!
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!— Bruces
- 'To Be Announced' in the TV guide was a film that was on all the time!— Clare
- I used to believe that the people who got shot in TV shows where people who wanted to die.Anon
- I used to believe that "euthenasia" was "youth in Asia", and I couldn't figure why that was A Bad Thing.— Kellye
- I used to wonder when reading the obituary column how people always managed to die in alphabetical order.— diane
- I thought "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was a somewhat casual manual for astronauts.— Katya