When I was little I always used to pass by this store that said Welding supplies--I miss read it as Wedding supplies--For many years I was horrified and the thought of getting married and having a wedding fearing that I would have to buy saws, blowtorches and other heavy machinery just to get married.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- I thought that to get married, your spouse had to have the same eye color as you did.Anon
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle