I had grown too old to use my teats, and my mother told me that we had to give them away to Father Christmas's children. So I gave them gladly away, and belived that Father Christmas's children had got them, until some years later, when my mother should get something on the top of a cabinet, and the teats fell down on the floor..
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70) - I used to think that Father Christmas stole toys from Smyths.— Shovel Tem
- We didn't have a chimney in our house. Father Christmas had to come in through the letter box.— Ginnean
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz