When I was little, I used to think that wigs were living creatures, and would eat my brains if made angry. Well, my Grandfather, knowing this, he had a few wigs, and would throw then off this overlooking balcony thinger into the living room where me and my sister would be colouring. Oh man, did I ever scream my head off and cry!
A childhood belief about monsters

others believed things like this
- I used to think that all judges had to wear those wigs.— M
- I used to believe that hair was only for men, and girls wore wigsAnon
- I used to believe that ear wigs would climb in your ears while you slept and make you go mad— troy
- I used to believe the living room furniture would party after we all went to sleep.— Ellen
- I used to believe hat the news readers could see into my living room so i sed to undress behind the couch.— henri
- I used to believe that people's brains differed in colours. I always wanted purple brains for some reason.— Katrina