I Used to Beleve that if you sang this song it would make your farts seem better so here it is Beans Beans the More you Eat the More you Toot but singing that didnt help at all
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon